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windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.
i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
by Agent Spork November 13, 2003
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Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!
by Home slice May 22, 2005
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Cave Update

An update that somehow makes Minecraft caves more interesting or gives people a reason to go underground more often since recent updates have lead to people not needing to go mining. For example, they updated how the villager economy works and made it so enchanted diamond tools are much more accessible via weaponsmithing villagers.

This is the most voted for idea on the Minecraft Feedback website and was created in 2018. Despite this, Mojang still hasn't implemented it into Minecraft or officially announced its soon arrival.

Most people don't know that the idea of a cave update was mainly from ibxtoycat and became much bigger than him. Some may say that they are not implementing a cave update partially because ibxtoycat started the idea. Some people at Mojang don't like ibxtoycat because when the Minecraft Marketplace came out, he was heavily against it because of them pushing people to use microtransactions.

Even though this idea has been around since 2018, it is still a very popular idea today and would be very appreciated by Minecraft Players if it was implemented in the future.
Ibxtoycat early/mid 2019: WE NEED A CAVE UPDATE!!!!
by EnderStarr22 June 1, 2020
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tantrum update

A current angry outburst published by an individual on a leading social networking web site
If you wanna know about her divorce, read her tantrum update on Twitter today!
by timlight January 29, 2010
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shatus update

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.
by spumoni April 22, 2010
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update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.
This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.
by beekachu222 November 28, 2016
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Update drowning

Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun
Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?

Oh, they started update drowning it.
by KentuckyFriedHumans February 18, 2021
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