up and tup

when someone is fat and ugly but they also got a fat ass

bro oscar is so up and tup rn no cap!

by HumongousMan25 January 3, 2021

Up and Under

A hand job consisting of an able body individual (preferably a women) extending either hand between the receivers legs from behind. While stroking the stiff shaft with said hand the forearm provides a resting platform for the testicles. This can be accomplished using either a forehand or backhand grip.

Fuck coffee, and Up and Under is the only way to start the day off right.

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Up and down

Getting the puss or getting head.

“She went up and down on the don, she sucked it till it was red white and blue”- Big P

by Big Nig P May 23, 2022

Up and coming famous person

Don't dm a minor

Guy 1: Hey I'm becoming famous! Time to dm a minor

Guy 2:Why?

Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!

by Boobiesyayyyyyy July 30, 2024

Up and down

in different states or moods; variable.

My relationship with her went up and down.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

woke up and chose violence

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023