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Cum Disposal Unit

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
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Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

A game released by Capcom on June 23rd, 2009 on the PlayStation Portable. It is an expansion to the original Monster Hunter Freedom 2, and was released on March 27, 2008 in Japan as "Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.
Guy 1:Still playing MHF2?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!
by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
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Cambridge United

A Professional football team from the English university city of Cambridge. Despite spending most of the time in the lower leagues, United have had two spells in the second tier and have reached the FA Cup quarter-final twice. The clubs nickname is the U's, whilst the fans are referred to as the Amber Army.

The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
by cufctilidie November 29, 2011
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United

When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.
Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.
by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017
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unintenuendo

An innocent phrase full of unintended innuendos.
I got new mounting brackets and insulation for my hot water pipes to keep them lifted and separated so they don't rub together and bang all night. I'm going to sleep so much better now with my plumbing properly mounted! Whoops, that was an unintenuendo.

(see Sexually Oblivious Female meme)
Unintenuendos provide great opportunities to say, "that's what she said!"
by just4titsNjiggles January 13, 2021
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Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.
Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!
by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012
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Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.
My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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