Twoner

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

by electrokute November 22, 2009

Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

by cDubs October 16, 2016

those ketchup

AMAZING

I want those ketchup

by Hdhhfh July 27, 2020

those were the days

Phrase you use to show your melancholy when you and your friends dig up fun stories about things they did in the past

Q: "Do you remember our last year in high school, you know, when you were with Suzy" A: "Yip, those were the days.."

by Casman May 23, 2004

twone

A happily married couple. When two become one.

The way they looked at each other, you could tell they were twone.

by no1apa November 29, 2012

beat those cakes

Fucking a girls vagina hard, that ya balls slap her ass.

Last night was tight as hell, Jessica was over, and i beat those cakes..

by K Deezy January 3, 2007

twoskin

An insult for a guy who is half-Jewish (generally used if their father is Jewish). Is meant to imply that they are only half-circumcised.

A stereotype of twoskins is they have "Reverse Jew Syndrome", wherein they are susceptible to blatant rip-offs.

You bought a can of soda for five dollars? You're such a twoskin.

by Thomas Hutchinson February 4, 2007