1. My boyfriend is so amazing, I'm so twitterpated!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!
by thechelsum March 25, 2010

When one can't come up with anything to type into their computer or other electronic device either on Twitter, FaceBook or any other electronic social medium.
Twitterpated: Derived from The words Twitter and Constipated
Twitterpated: Derived from The words Twitter and Constipated
I can't think of a response to your tweet I must be Twitterpated. Or I can't come up with S#!T to Tweet about I'm Twitterpated
by StarDave'snothere August 14, 2011

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.
by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013

"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
by rhastings88 July 11, 2009

to twitterpate; meaning to check your twitter account. Also refering to changing your twitter status frequently
by Neil-perkins April 7, 2009

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.
Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."
by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.
by android_weber August 25, 2009
