Twitterpated

1. A word of infatuation.
2. A word that is full of fucks.
1. My boyfriend is so amazing, I'm so twitterpated!
2. Twitterpated; I love the fuck out of that word!
by thechelsum March 25, 2010
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Twitterpated

When one can't come up with anything to type into their computer or other electronic device either on Twitter, FaceBook or any other electronic social medium.

Twitterpated: Derived from The words Twitter and Constipated
I can't think of a response to your tweet I must be Twitterpated. Or I can't come up with S#!T to Tweet about I'm Twitterpated
by StarDave'snothere May 15, 2011
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Twitterpated

When a person becomes violent because of reading a post written about them on the social media/networking site Twitter.
After what that bitch said on twitter I became so twitterpated I had to beat her ass!
by Pariahnola1 September 28, 2013
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Twitterpated

A profound addiction to Twitter.

Preferring the use of Twitter over Facebook.
"She's cute, does she have a facebook page."
"Yeah, but she's hella twitterpated. She never uses it."
by rhastings88 July 11, 2009
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Twitterpating

to twitterpate; meaning to check your twitter account. Also refering to changing your twitter status frequently
"I'm Twitterpating right now!!!For fuck sake!!! Leave me BE! LOLZ"
by Neil-perkins April 07, 2009
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Twitterpated

To be amorously infatuated with someone, based solely on their social media posts, i.e. Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, LinkedIn, etc.
Friend 1 - "Dude, let's go get something to eat."
Friend 2 - "I can't. I'm expecting a Tweet from this chick."
Friend 1 - "Have you even met her?"
Friend 2 - "No, just on Twitter."
Friend 1 - "Dude, you're totally Twitterpated."
by Scotty 'Buzzsaw' February 11, 2010
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The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.
“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
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