Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night
by Kaleous Maximus February 12, 2011
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Twisty Nine

A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.
Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?

Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!

Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!
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Twistie Fingers

The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.
Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*
by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson August 11, 2007
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twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.
Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!
by Klepto Zach September 30, 2015
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Twisty Blowy

When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.
Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!
by inspireddonny October 15, 2021
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Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
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twisty ones

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?
by good of words November 12, 2018
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