tweenie

Wannabe teenagers that aren't old enough to be considered teens.

Usually girls that tart themselves up to look like whores around the age of 8-11. Absolutely horrible

Tell tale signs of being a tweenie are flip phones, big hoopy earrings and awful, awful blue eye shadow all before the age of 13.

Look around your local cinema/McDonalds for an example of a tweenie

by Your Uncle Cordelia September 19, 2006

Tweethearts

A couple who insist on having long sappy conversations on twitter to the annoyance of all who follow them

Jonh: I love you Heather! <3
Heather: I love you more John! <3
Me: Freaking Tweethearts, Will you just get a damn MSN convo already.

by Dr Simon Love February 16, 2010

Tweeter

Tweeter - Females Virginia

Don’t forget to wash your tweeter !

by TeaxsTea2019 October 11, 2019

Terrible Twenties

Age 22 - 29. The period by which the safety net of school and parents are no more (or coming to an end) and the world is thrust upon you, forcing you to grow up. It's the period of individual growth and learning of the world--away from the shelter of parents. It includes feelings of angst, frustration, depression and forced evaluation of self. It is followed by the intrinsic need to have one's own family.

Friend #1 (Age 23): "I can't get a break in life!"

Friend #2 (Age 33): "You have to crawl before you walk...you're in the terrible twenties."

by Slick Sleezy February 20, 2009

Tweeter

A person who uses Twitter to update countless people on the stupid things they are doing at any given time

Anderson Cooper HipstersTweeter

by Link3265 March 23, 2009

tweetenfreude

The secret pleasure of updating Facebook, Twitter or other social media or SMS service when a celebrity dies. Especially the pleasure of being first to post an update. Tweetenfreude is not necessarily limited to mean-spirited updates.

@Juggalo420 was filled with tweetenfreude as he updated his Facebook profile when Violent Jay died.

by liamadrain December 21, 2009

Tweetker

Twitter users who are addicted and convinced that Twitter will change the world. Much like a pot-head they are adamant that Twitter is a necessity and has changed their life for the better. They will attempt to convince the world that it is relevant and should be a part of everyone's lives and will find, manufacture and skew data to make it look like it is making change and helping the economy.

John Doe is such a tweetker, he's tweeting over 100 times a day, why doesn't he get a life instead of telling everyone he has one.

by WTFisonline.com February 19, 2010