twats

Crude slang for female genitalia.

Who would you check out the twat on her?!

Man that is one hair twat!

by THE FISHMAN April 18, 2004

twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

by stuku April 29, 2009

Twat

Slang word used describing a woman's vagina.

Twat did you say!!!

by Pickle Bread July 02, 2009

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby September 09, 2008

Twat

Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.

"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"

"She's a Twat."

by Ice_Shade August 04, 2009

Twat

What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).

Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.

by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017

Twat

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

by Amelia16 August 25, 2014