twank

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells

The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night

by Silly Bitch April 12, 2008

twank

Whut I named my boy.

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."

by Jimmy Twangler May 13, 2004

twank

ALL THESE DFINITIONS ARE CRUDE AND SILLY!
Twank is just a word derived from the word p'twankyho, which is an expression of feeling. "Twank" can be used to express sudden, spontanious, and impulsive moments of any form of emotion.

-"Oh no. We forgot the hyperdigicalator"
-"Ah, TWANK!"
OR
-SILENCE....
-"twank!"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

Twanking

The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.

@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.

by Snedwan April 7, 2009

Twanking

World of Warcraft: High Level toons party syncing down to do low level BG’s.

Thanks to Twanking, DKs and DHs are murdering low level BGs.

by Mezangalek September 30, 2019

Twank

\Twank\, v. t. To cause to make a sharp twanging sound; to twang, or twangle. --Addison.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

He twanked his banjo.

by Yarg September 16, 2005

twank

a re-styled for general consumtion way of calling someone a wanker

you twank, twanker!!, stop twanking around

by siggins December 28, 2005