Tuscan Sizzler

A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.

I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.

by Shimmy to the Break of Dawn December 26, 2008

Tuscan Dry Rub

The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.

Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?

by YeetFlakes September 30, 2017

Tucson Tamale

A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.

Last night I made a Tucson Tamale and threw it at old mans Smith's bay window.

by Coyote Q October 21, 2008

Tuscan Breeze

When olive oil is rubbed on your balls and a chick blows on them, creating the breeze.

Man, that chick gave me a tuscan breeze right before I nutted in her eye.

by fucunc November 10, 2008

Tuscan Pot Roast

When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.

"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"

by The tight booty hole June 28, 2016

TUCSONED

Verb- When you have a conversation with someone who has little to no IQ. That split moment your brain physically has pain from the ignorant questions you are presented with by a homegrown resident of Tucson, AZ. When you are presented with questions or statements that make your common sense and IQ lower.

"Hey bud, You're about to get Tucsoned!"
Customer-"How do I put gas in this electric bike?" Employee- "I Just Got Tucsoned!!"

by Non Resident September 9, 2021

Tucson

A city full of old people, morons from Minnesota, and people who can't drive for shit on the fucked-up road system we have here. Not to mention the Mexican Mafia quartered south of town.

I was stuck here for 11 years... man am I glad to get the hell out of here!@

by this city SUCKS February 23, 2005