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Inverse Turtleneck

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.
I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!
by Kedde June 14, 2010
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Toronto turtleneck

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.
by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019
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TurtleNeck Chode

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!
by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011
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turtleneck sweater

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.
Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.
by Hobbit Meat April 5, 2007
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muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.
After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
by muddy shovel November 10, 2006
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Sacramento Turtleneck

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.
by BrickyFists March 25, 2009
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Philadelphia Turtleneck

Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.
I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.
by xTheCrowingx May 12, 2009
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