Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

Turdy 8

A protein shake constancy blend of peepee and poopoo that must sit for two hours before being thrown at people.

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe.

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014

Turdy 8

A homemade blend of pee and poo to make a protein shake like consistency weapon to throw on people you hate. Let it sit for two hours then fire away!

I’m about to throw a Turdy 8 on this hoe

by Boobarry March 7, 2025

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 20, 2020

Creamy turdy whirly

An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie

I got a creamy turdy whirly last night bro

by Mr.limerita June 29, 2016