terdling

a baby-sized poo pellet.

Babe, you left a terdling in the toilet after you flushed!

by bbearfever April 30, 2011

turtling

The act of the male penis shrinking in horror and retreating into the abdomen whenever danger is present or a very unpleasant, anti-arousing thought is experienced. Much the same way a turtle retracts it's head into it's shell when faced with danger.

The thought of Brandy nekkid makes me turtle up big time.

by 03Mach1 September 28, 2005

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

turkling

A baby turkey.

There was a group of turklings in my yard with their mom.

by CircaLucid May 3, 2018

tardling

Young and stupid

Dropped your grades again, you are such a tardling!

by deb July 29, 2003

Turtling

When the poop starts coming out of your butt hole

“Dude hurry up in the bathroom I’m turtling”

by Rapper$delight September 21, 2019

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021