Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

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tirdburglar

A person that is so much of a pain in the ass that real words can not describe them.

Why do you have to be such a damm tirdburglar?

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haha -- look at that turdburglar!

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A little gremlin who lives in your toilet who steals your turds when you're finished.

"Hey turdburglar, get back here with my shit!"

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That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

turd burgler by Dish February 3, 2004

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

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A really worthless person.

"That dudes a real turdburglar. Dont trust him"

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