turpulence

a tumultuous explosion of persona resulting in a feeling of total envelopment by another person's presence.

His turpulence permeated the room, everyone knew when he was there.

I felt stifled in the darkness of his turpulence.

by Andrew Shoe April 1, 2008

turbulent

an adjective used to describe something that is crazy, cool or both.

thats pretty turbulent!!!!!

by sepoo lover April 18, 2006

emotionally turbulent

Emotionally all over the fucking place and it’s just non-stop

Maddie: Yo Shelly is so emotionally turbulent from the shit she is getting into

by madlhs16 December 28, 2017

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021

Pturbulence

Occurs when one driver rear ends another whilts attempting to pturb them

To his chagrin, the driver experienced pturbulence as he attempted to "steal the stop" of the driver in front of him.

by Lindsey Quin April 21, 2009

Turdbulence

A rumbling, gurgling warning from within the stomach, indicating the imminent peril to the common vegan that they are about to be reduced to a human shit cannon.

A biblical shit blitz of nutty, pippy, seeded anus pulp from the redundant shit hole of said preaching eco-faggots.

'Violent turdbulence interrupted a lecturing Gabriel and Greta, forewarning the imminent weltering pints of shit being sent skyward from their burdened shitpipes.'

by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023

turdulance

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

by artzymorena July 22, 2009