talking ben

The most savage dog in the entire world

IShowSpeed: Ben, do you support BLM?
Talking Ben: Yes.
IShowSpeed: Do you support LGBTQ?
*ben hangs up*
NIGGA WHA-

by nike kicks March 1, 2022

Jewish Pillow Talk

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013

good talk

A passive-aggressive or sarcastic way of getting someone to acknowledge that they failed to respond properly or at all to something you said/asked.

(Via Text Message)
You: Yo what's the move later on tonight??
Douche: (*no response for several hours*)
You: Good talk

by bronxlyn nyc August 12, 2017

Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.

Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.

by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019

talkhold

Being stuck in a conversation that you don't want to be a part of.

I was trying to go to the bathroom, but that advertising douchebag had me in a talkhold.

by Dave Roth March 3, 2008

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

Jail Talk

When a nigga is in a jail and got no bitches in there but you to call you. He calls you and makes believe you’re the one and he will do good when he’s out.

“Baby girl he don’t love you, it’s all jail talk.”

by Hittii May 22, 2018