catch you in traffic

See someone out and about; encountering someone unexpectedly in public.

Imma beat the fuck outta you if I catch you in traffic!

Bring it, bitch!

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Trafficneer

A driver who practices the pseudoscience of trafficneering by intentionally driving slow or out of the normal traffic pattern in an attempt to break traffic bottlenecks or thwart aggressive drivers. Traits of the trafficneer include high IQ, sincere belief they are serving the greater good by driving slow (time and gas savings) eventhough they themselves are not receiving the time benefit, probably exhibits socialist tendencies on some issues althought not a socialist by nature. The Trafficneer may be fresh out of a fluid dynamics course which, of course, makes them experts in anything that flows with constraints.

The Trafficneer is the exact opposite of an Aggressive Driver who will risk anything to get ahead in traffic: The trafficneer will risk anything to force traffic to conform to his will and idea of how traffic should work.

Note: A trafficneer is not experiencing a fuelirium since the trafficneer is well aware of their actions and those action's effects on other drivers.

The car behind the trafficneer: Why does he always keeps 3 to 5 car lengths ahead of him eventough we are going 20 MPH on a crowded Interstate! I'd pass him if we weren't boxed in!

The trafficneer: The space will break up that traffic bottleneck up ahead and save us and everyone else time. See how the bottleneck broke when we got there! Works everytime! Screw the guy behind me if he doesn't like it, let him pass me...

by Skrabis August 1, 2008

Trifficult

The level of difficulty which is really tricky and most difficult but possible with the right usage of skill.

Jethro: Yeah man that song was easy to play on Guitar Hero.

Randal: Well playing it on a real guitar is Trifficult!

Jethro: It sure is man.

by SelfDefiant September 30, 2009

Trafficky

when there is so much traffic you cant even explain it right.

I was trying to make it to work on time but it was so trafficky.

by Fordalicious January 6, 2010

Traffic Tampon

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

by YB85 March 23, 2011