by Power trooper November 09, 2023
The most loyal of troopers, they will never let you go present on your own. When they feast on the coochie they share every drop of it.
Gay kid: i had to suck Mr. Engle off for an A!
Kid: Don't worry coochie trooper I'll share my midnight feast after we get that victory royale.
Kid: Don't worry coochie trooper I'll share my midnight feast after we get that victory royale.
by Engle raped me November 10, 2018
by Goobber April 30, 2021
A man who continually finds himself having sex with females who have outrageously hairy vaginal areas
by bigpoppiboi June 21, 2011
82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.
Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"
by WunHungLo August 06, 2011
That driver who's been chewing on your bumper for the past ten miles, so you move over to the slow lane and let him pass, in the hope that he'll be the one to attract attention and get pulled over by the State Police
by smendler May 11, 2010
by jbelle August 05, 2006