Troop 396

The worst of the worst of the worst. Bottom of the barrel. Where adults and scouts are bullies, trolls, abusers, predators, and the worst of all presumptuous and pretentious egotistical losers who spend their days obsessed with a children's award and taking out their trauma on innocent children who had nothing to do with it. Extremely toxic at best and very abusive normally. Avoid, avoid, avoid. An example of everything wrong with the Boy Scouts of America. At least the one in Texas.

*Troop 396 kids mobbing a kid minding his own business*
Person 1: "Hey, leave him alone, he wasn't bothering anyone."
Troop 396 adult: "Even though we have no evidence and evidence that contradicts our unjustifiable bullying and abuse of this innocent boy that the police, the boy scouts, and everyone else said he was innocent - we know better."
Person 2: "That makes no sense. You are scouts you are supposed to be better."
Troop 396 kid: "That person just hit me!" *kid cries*
Person 1: "That didn't happen"
*person 2 gets arrested*
Troop 396 adult: "Sorry what was that again? Did you want to say something?" *shoves*

by abusedformerscout June 22, 2021

Fuckin' Trojan

When something is so lit that you just need to say something out loud so you say that. It could also mean when you did something so radical and you cant explain it.

Person- 1: "What's up dude heard you were hitting the waves last week." Person-2: "Yeah bro it was fuckin trojan bro those waves were like swoosh." Person- 1: " Bro that sounds fuckin' trojan. Aye bro I did a 360 dolphin flip down El Torro." Person-2: "No way that also sounds fuckin' trojan."

by trojanman47 February 20, 2019

trump troops

The heavily armed, military-grade Federal officers dispatched, at the request of potus, to forcibly quell peaceful protestors.

You gonna protest tonite?
Well, I actually wasn't until the trump troops showed up and gave me a reason to protest 1st Amendment violation also.
Yeah, we gotta mobilize the forces!

by YAWA July 29, 2020

Skull Trooper Disease

A disease where your balls turn purple, your nuts turn into V-Bucks, it's insane

My boy Crispy was diagnosed with Skull Trooper Disease.

by Crispy Concords May 30, 2023

starfish trooper

one who seeks to or does engage in anal sex, regardless of gender preference

That guy is such a starfish trooper, always trying to get in a girls back door!

by i am, yeah, a back door man February 20, 2010

wii troopers

The Wii Troopers (Clan Tag - wt) were a once glorious clan which dominated all online games on the Wii gaming system such as Call of Duty: WaW, Mario Kart Wii, SSBB, etc..

The clan started to break up around the the release of The Conduit. Many members were part of the CoD regiment and due to the easily hackable Wii, competitive online play was no longer viewed as even attemptable.

Shortly after the systems were able to be hacked, a multitude of members left and the few who remained were unable to keep the respect they once had.

Members nowadays have moved onto competitive gaming on other systems such as the Xbox 360 and PS3; some of which are now playing with Troopers Reborn on Xbox 360.

Man, I could never beat a member of the wii troopers.

by AGoobusNameKermit April 25, 2010

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004