Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

Toribash

A physics-based, turn-based fighting game. Toribash was created by a guy named Hampus something, or more commonly known as "hampa." The ability to decapitate and dismember your opponents in a fight is what causes most players to become addicted.

Random dude 1: These days, every PC game is like, the same. Dammit!

Random Dude 2: Try Toribash. It's the poster child of innovation. You actually won't find another game like this one.

by The Guv'na November 1, 2008

homework triage

when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.

thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."

by ChaBoooy April 22, 2013

Human Triangle

The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.

Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?

Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.

Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(

Dan; Human Triangle.

by cheekycheese July 18, 2013

Triads

A term used to describe many Chinese criminal organizations. They are the most well-known organized crime group in China, Hong Kong, and Macao. They originated in the anti-Manchu resistance in China. The term "triad" comes from the three dots which form part of the Chinese character for the Ming Emperor Hung Wu. The Triads began as "Men of Hung." They were both part of the political resistance of the Han Chinese to the Manchu dynasty, as well as outlaws who "Ta fu — chih p'in" (Hit the Rich and help the poor).

Both the Chinese Triads and the Italian Mafia and Camorra have existed at least since the early 1800s. The Triads spread all over the world and control much of the illegal and informal economy in overseas Chinese communities.

by Dancing with Fire October 31, 2011

Tribal Seeds

A band from San Diego, California that combines reggae, rock and roll, and psychedelics to create some of the best sounding music ever made. It's easy to listen to, relaxing, and anybody can like it. You better check them out or you will regret it.

Friend #1: Hey wanna go see (insert generic screamo band here)

Me: Nah man, I'm going to see Tribal Seeds. Check em out.

Friend #1: (listens) OMG THEY ROCK.

by HBRWC2012 December 26, 2011

Vancouver Triangle

A growing trend for Australian backpackers in Vancouver is to engage in the Vancouver triangle. This involves two men and a woman. One of the men is engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with the woman on all fours while the other male participant is receiving oral sex. The two men then lean over and passionately kiss forming a triangular shape. Aids, deep regret and ridicule are possible side effects from performing such an act.

"Hey, did you hear Jamie and Markee had a Vancouver Triangle with a Swedish back packer?"

"I can't look Tom in the eye anymore, we got wasted and Vancouver Triangle'd this slut last night"

by DodgyMofo September 28, 2011