Having a mother and father who both had sex reassignment surgery and then stayed married to each other.
by Randspan October 4, 2018
Get the Transparency mug.Full transparency: I'm deleting old tweets. Past views evolved & shouldn't be a distraction. I serve @POTUS agenda & that's all that matters. Anthony Scaramucci, 2017
by Smilen=) July 22, 2017
Get the Transparency mug.Hey, my mom and dad both just went under the knife to change their sexes. I’m a victim of transparency!
by Randspan October 4, 2018
Get the Transparency mug.This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!
Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Get the transparently mug.Openness and lack of secrecy regarding family matters such as DNA-test results, how yer mom and dad are raising you, etc.
Thanks to Ben Kenobi's lack of transparentcy, Luke Skywalker never knew dat Darth Vader was his father till said creepy deep-voiced character actually revealed said information himself.
by QuacksO July 23, 2025
Get the transparentcy mug.Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
Get the Transparency mug.Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
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