The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010

tractor trailer

to dirty up the floor of a lady's mobile home

My sister was pissed, 'cause after me and Joe got done ridin' our 4-wheelers we came inside and tractor trailer up real good with mud!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

Kentucky Tractor

The act of putting your penis in a male/females anus and then picking up he/she legs. Then the person getting penetrated then stands on their two hands. At this time the man inside the victim proceeds to walk them around the room thus performing the Kentucky Tractor

My friend Jakes mom let my Kentucky Tractor her last night

by HungDaddy69 May 14, 2014

career traitors

A popular nickname for the US State Department under the 45th POTUS, headed up by US Secretary of Snake, Mike Pompeo.

I’ve been working with these career traitors for so long that their behavior seems entirely all-American to me!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor

I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!

by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009

Tractor Jockey

1) (UK usage) A rural (male) youth who can't afford a 1992 Ford Escort so spends too much time tinkering with his Tractor (also works as a euphemism for wanker)(see also Rural Chav).
2) (USA usage) An enthusiastic tractor operator (see wanker)

1) (UK usage - insult)You are a real Tractor Jockey!
2) (USA usage midwest - compliment) Are you a real Tractor Jockey?

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008