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trainwreck

A name used to describe a clumsy, dangerous person. This person will damage things and hurt people(on accident or on purpose). They also take things too far. Rumors are also spreading about a trainwreck virus that causes these symptoms.
Miles is such a trainwreck!
by Scott Mckown January 11, 2009
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Trainwreck

A person who's personal life is a complete disaster.
Amy Schumer's character in that movie was a total trainwreck since she slept with countless guys.
by Bigassmoviedude September 5, 2015
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trainwreck

a primordial dwarf who has no personality, has a face for which if she got hit by a train would be an actual improvement
For trainwreck there are no examaples that can describe how terrible her looks and personality really
by Tom Catchings November 8, 2007
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Trainwreck

1. A horrible movie that is doomed to just spiral out of the box office and doom a movie to hell. See: Catwoman Cursed and The Village

2. An alternate country band.

3. When 3 men and a woman basicly have an orgy, one man fucks her in the ass, one gets a blowjob, and the other eats her out.

4. When a train wrecks...
1."Anyone here seen Catwoman?"
"Yo bitch! That movie was a f-cking trainwreck! You better shut yo skank ass up before I bust a cap in your nipple!"

2."Well all be! This alternate country band comviently named Trainwreck flat out sucks my horses nutsack!"

3."Oh dude Karen just got herself a trainwreck last night!"
"What a f-ckin Halle Berry!"

4."OH SHIT!"
"What?"
"That train just got into a trainwreck, when that little innocent boy fell onto the tracks!"
"That's some messed up shit!"
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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twitch.tv/trainwreckstv

Gay sex. And talking about dicks w da homies.
hey I heard Jim twitch.tv/trainwreckstv 'd that guy.
by NotPhatPhuck 420.69 December 21, 2020
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trainwrecking

Trainwrecking: The reaction one has when faced with a totally unexpected situation in which one doesn't immediately know how to respond.
"Dude, I totally dumped my half caf low fat soy latte on that Barista; she's totally trainwrecking"!
by Fabulousmo August 12, 2005
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Trainwreck

I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine
"i cant come out, I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine. its a trainwreck"
by valuev April 19, 2010
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