tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.
1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.
by Albas January 21, 2007
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TOSS

Turn On Safe Search. A warning givien to someone after telling them to Google It, lest they be subject to horrible images.
Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... Google it, but make sure you TOSS first.
by soulchildremix September 16, 2010
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Toss

To blank, curve someone.

Reject someone's sexual advances (often done in an indirect manner).
Divine:How's it going with Emerald?
John:She tossed me mate
Divine:What do you mean?
John:She told me she likes guys like me but not me.
She basically curved me.
Divine:Sorry mate.
by MenaTwoFour August 31, 2015
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tossing

the stage in putting together a look where u have a very narrowed down selection of pieces pulled and its just a matter of tossing, as in tossing a salad; the moment where all the seperate pieces mesh together and actually crystalise into a unified look.
uve been tossing for over an hour girl u almost ready?

u better toss the fuck out of that rack sis cus ur references are all over the place tonight
by chickenmuch September 21, 2014
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Toss Boy

The ruler of a deserted island named HEL. he was forced into hel forever by SATAN (aka tom nook) and was trapped there for all eternity to find bugs, fish, make a house, and let an owl steal his findings to make a museum. although toss boy lives in hel, he is quite nice and has a girlfriend named goober. they are a cute couple. also, toss boy is on a mission to kill shari, who keeps threatening him that she will break his knees. but that wont happen any time soon.....
shari: hey look, its toss boy! hi toss boy!
toss boy: SHUT UP SHARI BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL
shari: ok! have a nice day!
by toss boy is god April 09, 2020
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bucket-toss

A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.

The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)
My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.
by Drano August 16, 2006
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tossed

"got on the keyboard and tossed."
by noixz January 15, 2009
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