fernando torres

The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.

Fernando Torres is better than anyone on the Man United midfield.

by Rumo March 1, 2008

Tourist

Stupid assholes from outta town that take pictures of anything and everything and annoy the crap out of all the locals and will stand in the middle of the road, block traffic and almost get hit by a car to take a fucking picture of a church!

btw, I live in alaska
Tourist: what sea level are we at?
Local: about two feet

Tourist: what's that big lake over there?
Local: that would be the ocean

Tourist: How do you say this word in alaskan?
Local: I have no idea
Tourist: Don't you speak alaskan or eskimo?
Local: no, all the eskimos are extinct (walks away)

Tourist: Me and my family have been here all day and we haven't seen any eskimos!!!
Local: thats because all the eskimos and natives are nocturnal, they all come out at night and do their tlingit dances by the fireside. (sarcasm)

by Jordan<3 August 14, 2006

Torri

A true and Real person, that you can really trust as a friends. She is always loyal, she always seems to find friends who don't like themselves, so they go behind her back and degrade her as a person. She is truly a woman of God, she get along with everyone she meets. Torri is beautiful inside and out. She normally have short hair and statistically white to light skinned. She is very confident in who she is. It takes a person who is secure in who they are to be able to hang with her on a day to day basis. If you know a Torri give her a hug and don't be scared to befriend her, because she will love you to the end.

Torri is always talking to someone.

I don't tell you, Torri will.

Torri is a trip, she is fun person to hang with.

by swimteam101 February 4, 2010

Fernando Torres

A young talent striker with amazing skills who has carried athletico madrid for years despite the fact he is only 22.Recently linked with a move to the English premiership

Fernando torres is the heart and soul of the Athletico madrid team and a crucial player for the national team.

by Jonny123 July 16, 2006

Torri

Torri is an amazing friend who will always have your back. She is beautiful with the prettiest smile. She always try her best to make you happy. Torri has an amazing body and gorgeous. She always puts her friend first and never used you for popularity. If you know a torri get to know her because she could be shy on the outside bit inside she is a bubbly, kind girl who always has your back if you know a torri. Keep that torri #torriisthebest torri is beautiful inside and out never be scared of a torri cause she will be nice till the end and so fun to be with #torri #keeptorri #my bestie torri 😁😁🤞🤞👭

Torri told me to never feel like she is alone because she will always be there

by Zara ❤❤❤ October 25, 2019

Ego-Tourist

Where globetrotters head for increasingly obscure locales, not for the experience but for the bragging rights of having been somewhere exotic and difficult while looking down on any adventures that don't involve an amusing incident with a nasty local disease / local militia / extreme weather event. Ego-tourists have way too much attachment to words like 'authentic' and 'unspoilt'

Bob is boring me stiff with his stories from the Congo. He's such an ego-tourist.

by Gregor Heard December 9, 2008

daniel torres

A guy that wears vans

Damn daniel torres back at it again with the black vans

by ;jwdiebufi;buef October 5, 2017