fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

torpe

A man/woman that likes someone but is shy to tell them or even get close to that person.

Friend:Dude! Thats your crush right there just tell her already!

Friend 2:Nope... Im a torpe person I can't do it.

by thatboi21738 June 26, 2018

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

Torpedo Guido

A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.

Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.

Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!

by Superson June 22, 2014

Poop Torpedo

A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.

Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.

by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020

Tortle

A reptile mostly liked by 10 year-olds that look like zombies.

I like tortles

by AngelaMariee September 30, 2010

bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004