Why am I typing this?

Because you were bored af and had nothing better to do. Simple.

Guy 1: Why am I typing this?
Guy 2: Why ARE you typing that?
Guy 3: Why is there a dude reading this right now?
Guy 1: What dude?
You: Me lol
Guy 2: WTF!?

by its_4life December 5, 2021

tip typing

The act of typing on a cellphone or other mobile device. Involves typing with the very tips of your thumbs, slowly, carefully, and methodically, as in "tiptoeing".

I'm almost home, let me get inside and hop on my computer so I can stop this infernal tip typing.

by Igashu March 17, 2009

stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

toking

v. to smoke, esp. marajuana

sometimes shortened, "tokin"

"charles, what are you plans for the summer?"

"lol... mad toking..."

by true that June 10, 2003

Typing of the Dead

The best game of all time. An educational game based off of an incredibly gory zombie shooter. Essentially a port of House of the Dead 2, except the zombies carry basic household items (plungers, spatulas, ladles) instead of axes, and all the main characters wield keyboards attached to Dreamcasts instead of guns. In order to defeat the terrifying zombies, you must quickly type relevant words like "Daffodil" and "Snapdragon." The terrible voice acting that was carried over from the original enhances the experience twofold.

Civilian: Oh no. Help me. I don't want to die.
Player: Loretta! Julia! Die-hard Roach! Sphagnum!
Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie: Uggh.
<Frying Pan-Wielding Zombie dies>
Civilian: Thank you for saving me. You can go out that way.
Player's friend: Dude, what the fuck?
Player: Don't hate, it's just Typing of the Dead!

by lovesmesumcake October 16, 2008

Topanga arms

Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."

Kelly Clarkson has Topanga arms.

by ALotofAlano March 12, 2008

pogi typings

This term is often used by Filipinos on social media to describe an intimidatingly attractive person who has an intimidating personality (often a male) who writes or types in a formal way of writing including correct grammar, capitalization, and punctuation who is always serious about what they are saying.

These people are often introverts or ambiverts with a unique sense of style from fashion to music preferences. They often prefer black and white to any other colors. They have a small circle of friends because most people find them so intimidating and not easy to talk with. These types of people also have a deeper mind than anyone else, they have their own meanings into small things that are not important to others and they often tend to be serious about the things that they love to do and if they want to get that thing, they would work hard for it without anybody's help even though they are often perceived as a person who doesn't give a fuck about anything around them.

: "I'm too intimidated to talk to him"
: "Girl, why?"

: "Because he always types in pogi typings"

by anonymous July 29, 2021