topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

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Something that is so amazing it cannot be toped nor fricked

Tommy: oh my like totally no way like totally I totally do love our totally radical list like totally no way

Brianna: YES OUR RADICAL LIST CAN NOT BE TOPEF

by Vladn8r December 3, 2019

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Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

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A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of Kansas. It is the hometown of the progressive/arena rock band of Kansas. It's tallest building is the capitol building itself, at 93 meters, followed by the Bank of America building at 16 floors/stories. It is a city of more conservative and laid-back people with stronger morals than most large cities in the Northeast.

Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

by Radical Republican. November 18, 2004

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Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.

Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.

by Eddie Ewing October 6, 2005

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