candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards

Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!

candy tongue by G.G. February 14, 2008

Zhou Tonged 

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

Zhou Tonged by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013

lizard tongue 

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

lizard tongue by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Tongue-tied 

Unable or disinclined to speak freely (as from shyness)

Do you sometimes get tongue-tied?

Tongue-tied by nevervoid October 20, 2008

Tongue punch my fart box 

To insert ur tongue into anus hole

I bet u wont tongue punch my fart box

Tongue punch my fart box by Bongwayoflife January 19, 2018

Steel Tongue Drum 

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.

Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!

Steel Tongue Drum by freddythef'r December 9, 2021

tiger tongue 

The act of licking the anus so vigorously that the hair around the anus is removed and/or the brown stained skin of the anus is removed before proceeding with anal intercourse.

Her butthole was so hairy, I had to tiger tongue that shit.

I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.

She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.

tiger tongue by tahoe ripper March 9, 2011