tune

The act of passionately kissing a stranger, otherwise known as a "random", most often in the middle of a crowded club.

Dude! I just tuned the hottest chick.

Babe! I just tuned some ugly guy hehehe

by J Burger August 25, 2005

tune

(pronounced "choon")

(South African surfer's English. Derivation unk.)

To tune somebody is to:

a). tell somebody something in no uncertain terms
b). to scold, upbraid or dress-down someone
c). to order someone about, direct them firmly.

Example 1: "Now that we're prefects we can tune all these lighties what to do."

Translation: "Now that we're prefects (upperclassmen), we can tell all these younger kids what to do."

Example 2: "At the braaivleis last night, I ran into this ouk who was totally pissed motherless. But I tuned him, ek se."

Translation: "At the barbecue last night, I ran into this guy who was extremely drunk. But I put that guy in his place very decisively, I tell you."

by david lincoln brooks November 19, 2010

Tune

1. to sleep with or try and sleep with someone.
2. to tune someone, meaning upgrade them, there looks, cloths, hair, etc.

1: I tried to tune that bitch!

2: I'm tuning her, she has un-tapped potential.

by Tuner1221 October 29, 2009

tuning

Whats said to the most beautiful chick in the world

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Tune

To savage the shit out of someone by means of offensive humor.

He was being full of shit, so I tuned the shit out of him

by South African Banter February 3, 2017

in tune

face you
hug you
hold you
I'll be walking the city streets dimmed out like a drifter. But when i find your pair of eyes they will fire me back up swifter.

Petra: "Pip said something so in tune with her future. How can she be so sure?"
Colm: "I don't know. Maybe she's deranged."

by Krkič May 24, 2020

tuning

The discretization of space by consciousness.

Tuning proffers that consciousness "tunes" the uncountable nature of space.

by metawave April 7, 2019