TOTF (Too Old To Fuck)

Someone deemed too old to have fun, and, or relations with of a sexual manner.

Billy: Oh man, check her ass out.
Fred: Dude, come on, she is clearly TOTF (Too Old To Fuck). Why don't you try finding one a decade younger.

by bigsoprano November 29, 2009

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

Fit to fuck

Quite self explanitory really! Someone whos good to fuck. For example, Jude Law, Heath Ledger, Ben affleck - anyone you thinks fit to fuck!

JUDE LAW IS FIT TO FUCK MAN!

by Mais July 28, 2005

Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

Want to fuck my ass!?

A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.

Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!

ramdom chick: fuck yeah!

by BigMFginger July 6, 2019

get to fuck

A variety of insult, where the insulter tells the insultee to "get to fuck"

Person A: "Please.. Can you give me my insulin back? I need it to live.."
Person B: *points into the distance*
Person B: "Get to fuck"

by Anon May 14, 2005

pissed to fuck

A state of mind where you're beyond pissed, shaking with so much uncontainable anger, and ready to cause injury to innocent people because you're so mad.

What he did today was so unacceptable! I was pissed to fuck for hours after that.

by sily woman December 2, 2010