arsenal

some punchbag squad content just to get a draw against shrewsbury (from nationwide conference)

look arse-nal fans are miserable after their side drew. hasn't it happen 29 times (out of 29) this season?

by people shiver when they hear my name loud and clear: Man United! December 24, 2003

arsenal

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.

Shove it up your Arsenal

by Steve Tottenham April 19, 2006

arsen

Arsen is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet. You can often catch him sucking dick or braid his very long ass hair. And be careful, although he may look very tiny and weak, he’s always ready to braid your ass hair as well.

- Hey, are you straight?
- No, I’m Arsen

by vegabigpp June 4, 2020

Arsenal

A london football team with an extreamly high Chav following, don't even have an englishman as captain, now that ain't right!

What! Theiery Honrey scores another goal! making him arsenal's top scorer, ...........and only scorer!

by David Bayliss July 4, 2006

arsenal

An English Football team with only two English players on the entire 28-man first team roster. Theo Walcott, one of England's rising stars, is simply a sub for Wnger's United Nations FC.

Arsenal once agian keep Theo Walcott and Justin Hoyte benched. Hoyte did get to play at Sunderland, where he was loaned, to make Arsenal even richer.

by Dude24545 November 12, 2008

Arsenal

1. A huge football club in North London. Most successful team in domestic Cup and third best league winner (13 titles). Main rivals are spurs and chelsea. Pretty good football team, and this is comming from a spurs fan xD
2. A popular roblox game
3. The nuclear arsenal that I have stockpiled, all pointed at your house

Definition 1 - "I'm an arsenal fan. Pretty cool ngl. Can't wait to be spurs!"
Definition 2 - "bro I'm so cracked at arsenal
Definition 3 - "my nuclear arsenal is all pointed at your house"

by Averagespursenjoyer January 10, 2022

Arsenal

To consistently capitulate during the time period of January

A Man Utd fan - "How much do you think you're going to Arsenal this season"
An Arsenal fan (October) - "BLUD THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE OURS WENGER IN"
An Arsenal fan (January) - "ARSENAL ARE SHIT SACK THE BOARD SACK WENGER WENGER OUT I'VE SAID IT FOR YEARS YOU'SE WON'T LISTEN TO ME NASVKADCOPVJFVCLK DLMFLVKLNDS

by Sevilla Depression September 27, 2017