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Titanicing

When you pee standing up, and someone hugs you from behind, and holds your dick for you, so you can stretch out your arms and pretend you are flying, like in the Titanic movie
You'll never know what true freedom feels like until you've tried titanicing
by Trainy Mc trainface March 14, 2021
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Titan

Titan is a fucking god you can’t guard him. He gets annoyed easily and doesn’t like negros. He is smart, athletic, and fun to talk to. He likes to “beat up” his brother and likes to say cheese.
by sneaker summit November 22, 2021
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The Titanic

When a female is giving a male oral sex underwater and when she comes up for air the male hits her over the head with a block of ice.
I was swimming with sheila last night and she started giving me head. So I pulled the The Titanic on her.
by akilles885 January 4, 2015
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Titanic

Titanic AKA: "Failboat" It was a ship built with 16 water tight compartments, and deemed to be unsinkable, however on Failboat's maiden voyage, she struck an ice burg, opening the first 5 compartments to the sea, besides striking along the side, the ship also ran aground over the ice burg, as ice burgs are larger under water than the surface, this caused damage to the Failboat's double bottom. Causing flooding in areas of the ship 15 feet in from the hull, coming from below. Likely from the double bottom being severely damaged.

The Failboat's pumps were only able to pump out about 10% of the water that was coming in. And though the total damage was only about 12 feet square (4 meters square) the ship was doomed, and sank 2 and a half hours later, killing more than 1,500 people, many of which froze to death in the freezing Atlantic.

To this day, Titanic is refered to as RMS Failboat. Because of the legendary fail that happened on that cold April night in 1912.

Partially to blame is humanity, believing that not even an act of god can sink a ship, too much trust in technology. That and the noobs that were in charge of writing laws up, instead of having enough life boats for each person on board, instead stated that lifeboat capacity was determined on the tonnage of a vessel.
Milton S Hershey was supposed to have sailed on RMS Failboat (Titanic) on his return to the US with his wife. But then at the last moment a change of plans, saved him from a likely cold wet grave.
by forwardbias May 10, 2010
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Titan

Nissan's new full-size truck...with it's 5.6L V8, it produces 305 HP and 379 lb-ft of torque and a 9500 lb max towing capacity, also a 5-speed automatic(boo)...
Dude...Nissan Titan beats the new Dodge HEMI on the drag strip, including every other test on a truck...

Hell, even the Ford SVT F-150 Lightning would beat a HEMI...
by Douchebag February 5, 2004
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titaning

Simultaneously coding computer programs while making enchaladas
heading out of the office, then working from coworkers home while she simultaneously codes & slaves to make me enchiladas....ill be online after I pick up my dog (she loves enchiladas). we'll be titaning through the evening.
by labythan July 11, 2014
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titaniced

(tye-tan-ickd) verb
1) sank
2) something exciting that turned into something awful
(1)
Our tube just titaniced! You went too slow!
(2)
Person 1: I thought that was going to be fun, but it sucked!
Person 2: Yeah, it really titaniced.
by Volleyballgrl October 10, 2008
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