throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.
Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *
by rainbow meth January 27, 2015
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Tissue Angel

The remains after a man has masterbated and ejaculated into a tissue or paper towel.
Dude, you knew I was coming over . You could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
by Mr. F18 October 12, 2015
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tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.
"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"
by Brandon November 17, 2004
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Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.
"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"
by Jewjewish January 29, 2010
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tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.
eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.
by smc44 October 08, 2005
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Happy Tissues

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.
Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues
by Wordwizzzard March 04, 2009
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Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.
1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"
by MagickDio July 17, 2011
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