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Urban Dick-tionary

A person who constantly references Urban Dictionary definitions and will accept anything there as fact, usually in a bit of a douchebag manner. He constantly tells his friends to look up things there and will even masturbate to Urban Dictionary on occasion.
Urban Dick-tionary: Hey dudes, whatcha up to?
Al: Just discussing the Coriolis Force with Francis.
Urban Dick-tionary: Oh, well on Urban Dicktionary it says the Coriolis Force is caused by different toilet designs between the hemispheres. Cool, huh?
Francis: God, what an Urban Dick-tionary...
by Nora Hemmingwurst September 3, 2012
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Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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Timon

A really really kind an loyal person. Timon's are always here for you when you need them they always try to help you and cheer you up even if they're bad in it. They don't really believe in their selves but they are actually really smart talented and creative. Timon's have a poker face you don't know what's going on in their mind. They think a lot and they learn really fast. A Timon is a great friend and you can really trust a Timon he will always listen to you.
Get yourself a Timon you will be really happy with a Timon!
by CaramelMacchiato January 9, 2019
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Tioné

Pronounce as Tionne, but written with an accent on the e instead of the double n; Tioné.

1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.
This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.

Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.

Tioné almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..

With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
1. She's so compassionate, talented AND beautiful. Must be a Tioné !!!!
by Lexx V February 15, 2010
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Titonero

When you make love (not fuck) a woman. You look deep in her eyes and when you're cumming you yell "I love you".
I use to fuck this hoe doggystyle habitually, but recently I fell in love and started doing it titonero style for good.
by Theromantic69 June 17, 2018
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Timonster

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot
-define Timonster
by Timonster March 22, 2021
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Tionesta Turn-Around

The act of performing a Rusty Trombone while yelling racial slurs.
After she gave me the Tionesta Turn-Around I stopped returning her calls.
by TheBat27 September 9, 2022
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