Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

Short Timers

Book by Gustav Hasford describing his experiences in the Vietnam War.

Later made into a movie by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal Jacket, starring Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey and others.

The Short Timers is the book that the movie Full Metal Jacket is based on.

by EveryMnwe October 23, 2007

past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

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by savagekillr May 4, 2011

Old Timer

A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.

“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”

by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

First Timer

Male or female person who is known for their patience and skill with someone, always leading a have a great and safe first sexual experience in bed.

"I know Jane she's a great First Timer, you should set her up with your friend he'll have a great time"

"Thank you for the great evening, I didn't know you were such a great First Timer. I feel wonderful"

by KennethBear April 7, 2023

Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.

Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.

by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022