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iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.
"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)
by antart May 27, 2009
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Tillinghast

"Thats Tillinghast man!"
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trillin

BUDDY 1: We bar hoppin tonight for sure?

BUDDY 2: Don't worry man, I'm trillin.
by btgebo September 23, 2009
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Tallin

Tallin, what a beautiful name for something you can’t help but love. She is overly confident ast times but can be shy at first. She can be the most loyal, amazing, and honorable friend anduome could have. But.. if you get on her bad side she’s not afraid to kick some major ass. She can be known for being fierce and intimidating. She is the most sexy, badass around. If you are lucky enough to have a Tallin in your life, keep her. She will love all your flaws, and mistakes and everything. She can make mistakes but they always turn out goofy. Tallin, the girl you want, and you know it.
Wow, it’s Tallin look how beatiful she looks.

Look ! Tallin, I’m gonna go ask her out !!

Wow, look at that booty her name must be Tallin.
by Tallin January 21, 2018
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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Tillila

Koyukon Athabascan word for "Golden Eagle", also a crazy chick from Alaska who you will NEVER forget if you ever met her!
by jokeysmurf February 4, 2010
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Tellin' It On Da Real Doe

-Be 100% percent honest with your previous/future comments, disregarding any and all possible repercussions and consequences

-Being forthright will any and all situations

-Being open to the point of creating a tense atmosphere based on how blunt you are
Person 1: "Bruh I ain't saying, I'm just saying yous a bitch and I'm ain't."

Person 2: "Nah I feel you, you just tellin' it on da real doe."

Person 1: "What do you think of my girlfriend?"

Person 2: "She got the personality condom. Takes all joy out of any situation. I'm just tellin' it on da real doe bruh."
by King of NA July 27, 2011
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