tillin 

Shreddin so hard that you manage to stop the show. The most hierarchical form of shreddin or rippin; Short for rototillin'

-Yo son, did you get that work done? -Damn you have no idea, I tilled that shit.


Did you hit that bid last night? -- Yo I tilled that bid and left plenty of time for a few slices of cold cheese at Little V's...

Did you run against that e92 m3? - Yeah, he was straight tillin all up and down Poughkeepsie.

tillin by CLehmann October 20, 2008

tillin it 

to carry weed or any other drug in your ass or under your dick

dude, i hear emily is tillin it today.
i just had to be tillin it man, the cops were comin!

tillin it by bitchin betch January 14, 2008

Tilting 

When you make a mistake and then become so frustrated that you continue to make more mistakes.

I was learning to drive yesterday, and was tilting. So I had a break to relax, for a moment, then continued the lesson.

Tilting by J.T.W. January 7, 2017

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

Tillising 

Abstaining from washing one's hands after using the restroom and instead depending on your values to keep one's food from being contaminated or one's hands from being covered in shit.

"Whoa, man-why didn't you wash your hands after you took a dump? Don't you know you could have fecal matter all over your nasty ass hands?" "Nah, it's cool. I'm tillising." "Whatever, dude. Don't you ever touch my fries again."

Tillising by PromiseNot2ShootHerIn2Space February 3, 2015

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

I'm tellin' ya by missanthropy February 15, 2006