stripper ticket

A term for an American dollar bill as they are typically used to tip strippers at adult establishments.

I need five stripper tickets from you each for beer tonight.

by thelance June 22, 2010

ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

by GhettoTicket June 07, 2018

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 23, 2003

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 07, 2019

shit ticket

euphemism for toilet paper

Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.

by osbo November 05, 2002