Thumpton Cacklebug

He is a being of all power in the universe No matter what you will never even touch 0.0000000001 of his power

(Person 1) Hey! i finally have enough power the beat Thumpton Cacklebug!
(Person 2) No you don't!

(Thumpton Cacklebug) Die
(Person 1) *dies*

by Dingleknober Jharface February 8, 2023

Chucked a Thurston

To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.

Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.

by champagnelily September 16, 2010

Thurp

When you burp and you accidentally throw up in your mouth a little bit.

Oh man, I thurpped the Taco Bell from 20 minutes ago...gross.

by SirFoopsALot November 8, 2009

Thurt

To masturbate

He thurts at night.

She thurts when she gets horny

by master yo5 April 25, 2009

Stirring the thurstan

common synonym: putting the thurstan on the spit
refers to the vigorous fucking of a small thustan in the mouth and ass by two larger men

are you gonna help us when we start stirring the thurstan

by Dankmemer69dagfjsgf October 18, 2018

thurp

a bitch

yo check out that thurp

by thurppppp January 19, 2009

sloppy thurston

A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.

The sloppy thurston was warm and delicious!

by Merkin Man August 8, 2004