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hoedown throwdown

When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise
Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009
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throwdown

throwdown= the agressive push and and pull of a hook up that makes it so hot u come out sweating, where u undress eachother, not urself, ur moving so fast and hard no one can talk, wen the guy undresses u and lifts u on to the wall all at the same time, but nos how to kiss u w/o over doing itwhere u get thrown hard enough so that it almost hurts, u may even get a some bruises, its hard to remember everything afterwards because u were so involved in fire that u cant remember wat happened u loose track of time and its almost like wrestling with out the stupid spandex suits and u never forget a hookup with good throw down, ever
The sex throwdown was so intense, i had scars.
by magpie62 November 23, 2006
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Logan Throwdown

Similar to Fight Dancing or Hardcore dancing, but you take you spin kick, take your gun out and start shooting people. Based on the behaviour of the Logan area, in QLD, Australia.
"Did you see on the news? Some hardcore gangsters had an altercation on the street, it started a Logan Throwdown!"
by Ghetto Fresh April 6, 2008
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TRI (Throwdown Related Injury)

An injury directly related to the act of 'throwing down' (referred to as 'dancing' in general culture) to dubstep. Most common TRI's are those of the neck, back and feet. Severe TRI's may require medical attention.
"I was throwing down hard at Figure on the weekend and when "Aliens" dropped I copped a mad TRI (Throwdown Related Injury)" to my neck - had to ice it the next day, but it's feeling better now
by Mr Throwdown77 December 19, 2011
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Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??
by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016
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throwdown

a male superiority term describing sex, usually a one night stand or party romp.
Did you give that bitch the throwdown?
by Derrek Gauthier April 19, 2006
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throwdown

A glass bottle of beer somewhere in the region of 250 mL, not to be confused with a middy.
I can't afford a case of regular sized stubbies so I'll go with throwdowns.
by La Douche April 13, 2004
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