by Kingjaba November 3, 2016

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
“Did she catch you in the act.”
“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”
“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

A scream you hear from within the walls whilst babysitting a creepy child late at night. A not-so-common misuse of "blood curdling."
See: Gnar
See: Gnar
"Then after he went to sleep, it sounded like it was in the, like, in the walls, and it was the most...most...blood...blood throttling scream. Ever. It was hella gnar."
by GnarestMFerAlive February 25, 2009

1.)Acting or behaving like you got fucked out of your mind. 2.) A harcore car collision. 3.) Someone getting the hell whipped out of them. 4.) Drinking 40 drinks in Vegas = Tommy Throttled.
Johnny and I got Tommy Throttled last night after guzzling down 12 beers and 18 RBVs.
Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?
Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.
Wow did you see that Semi Truck Tommy Throttle that Toyota Camry?
Bobby got his face Tommy Throttled by the bouncer of that club last night.
by Cliff Aka Joah January 10, 2009

There was no way I'd make it through our long quarterly meeting without farting so I had to employ my fart throttling skills to release gas without getting caught.
by Sharthur July 17, 2009

the by-product of vigorous physical acrobatic sex causing the persons limbs to pop out of socket during climax.
man did I ever give her a throttle-pop, I will need to take her to emergency room and get her leg put back in the socket.
what was that sound... oh it was just my hips displacing... you throttle-popped me good.
what was that sound... oh it was just my hips displacing... you throttle-popped me good.
by CHAOSincarnat December 19, 2012
