milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare

"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."

by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

What are those

What are those is a vine sensation that everybody says when somebody's shoe game is weak

Guy 1: i got one question
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: WHAT ARE THOSE

by xxxTUCKERxxx∞∞ May 5, 2016

trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Trouser meat

Trouser meat is a giant piece of prized dicky.

Look at Leonard's trouser meat.

by TheWaitresss December 23, 2016

trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019