baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

thieved

stolen or straight up jacked.

My iPod got thieved when I wasn't looking.

by Collin Walch December 19, 2007

Liars, Thieves and Whores

A term used in California to describe the State Legislature which is owned by public employee unions.

Those Liars, Thieves and Whores in Sacramento just gave the prison guards another unaffordable, overly generous benefit.

by PissedOffVoter November 6, 2012

Thieving Cunt

A vessel of deceit and evil, quite often
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,

"that Robbie is a thieving cunt!"

by Championnotruby September 23, 2018

thevesha

A crazy girl that always has a smile on her face and love talking about the most random stuff. She is smart and generous and you can talk to her almost about anything and everything. I feel like thevesha loves maths but she hates English. She is such an amazing and caring friend that’ll support you through the most and cheer you up with a hilarious joke when your down.

THEVESHA is very nice.

by lovemonsterjokes122 April 12, 2021

TheVeryStrangeOne45

To put it simply, TheVeryStrangeOne45 is an arrogant, self important, hypocritical cry-bully who is the biggest disruptor of the Uncyclopedia and UnAnything wikis in recorded history. TheVeryStrangeOne45 is also extremely entitled and two-faced, with any disobeyers of their instructions (not as if they have any power to give instructions to others) or disagreers of them being shamed publicly on their YouTube channel and Community Central. And if you dare to block, reply to their nonsensical "reports" or warn them, they will then play the victim and claim that the "evil" disagreers caused them to "hate FANDOM" and "want to shoot themself". And thanks to the site's (Wikia/FANDOM) broken reporting system, you will be globally blocked for a month at least.

TheVeryStrangeOne45 is the biggest hypocrite of the 21st century. After mass-vandalising and raiding wikis, calling helpful users slurs, vulgar slangs and profanities, they would go onto Community Central and play the victim card, claiming that they were "harassed", they were "unfairly blocked", their page was "vandalised" and they were called "various slurs". On top of that, they would also shame the "transgressors" on their unpopular and heavily disliked racist and homophobic YouTube channel.

by MavR5 December 9, 2022

threve

A combination of three and five. Taken from a SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketch.

"...And you wrote...Threeve. A combination of three and five. Simply stunning."

by gilly March 6, 2005