Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 17, 2017
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
by Tennessee typewriter May 24, 2024
What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI
by LisaMo July 30, 2007
by Basiloid April 27, 2020
When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”
by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025
by Jerry Malto September 07, 2011
The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
by EBT03 May 05, 2019