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typewriter

imagine being a typewriter
by anon103739 December 1, 2020
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Typewriter

The longest word you can spell on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.
Computer: What is the longest word you can spell, keyboard?
Broken Keyboard: typewriter
by LicenceHK May 30, 2020
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The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to towncorn on the cob style”
Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter
by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025
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The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
by EBT03 May 4, 2019
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monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
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asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter
by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017
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Tennessee typewriter

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024
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