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Scab Stache

A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"

Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"

Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
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class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 8, 2009
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Reno Stache

A big thick mustache often worn by a cop, similar to the cops on Reno 911.
Look at that guy's Reno stache, he's either a police officer or a pedophile.
by holymolyhorsie March 15, 2011
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Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
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porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.
Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
mugGet the porn stachemug.

Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
by tankbeh January 14, 2011
mugGet the Stache-istmug.

stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh January 12, 2011
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