Melt

To be melted is the feeling you get when bored by something, and to melt, is to bore someone with your own subject.

It's called melt because it melts your emotions into a puddle of depression like on a grey rainy day. The facial expression whilst melted is often sad and lifeless. Then you say your face is melted. You also say your face is melted if someone is lecturing in your face and it's boring as hell.

Also note your body language, such as slouched shoulders, a tilted head, and general lack of enthusiasm, it kinda looks like your body is trying to melt, and your emotions feel melted too.

Variants: Melts, Melted, Meltdown, Meltworthy, Melting, Melthead, Melting Faces, Melting Boats (boat-races is rhyming slang for faces).

He made me watch a whole football match, it was a total melt. I pretended to show interest, but i'm never going back over there to get trapped again! I was so melted i just literally became a puddle of melt on the floor, and i slid under the door to get out of there.

by Damedus April 07, 2011

melt

to cum------------- from the song CANDY SHOP

melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

by doug February 13, 2005

melting

a roleplaying game internet term used to describe a person who gains many experience points in suck a small amount of time

I've been melting for only 2 days and I've gained 13 million experience points!

by Alex Moosetafio June 16, 2008

melt

to ejaculate, cum, shoot sperm

i melt in ya mouth, not in ya hand

by 50 cent January 19, 2005

melt

A Belfast term meaning 'to bore someone half to death'

'OMG i am soooo melted'

by bfst December 07, 2007

Melt

A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.

Oi you melt, shut up and go sell some healing crystals

by Oi dats wavy April 08, 2017

Melt

To chill in an area for a sustained period of time

Yo dog watchu sayin tonight?
Meltin in my area juu hurd?

by Sr893 April 23, 2011