The Hank

A German definition for fucking something up or being in a bad situation

Der Hank ist ein schlechter Ort an dem man sich nicht befinden möchte dies wird dann Im übertragenen Sinne bei der Redewendung I'm Hank sein verwendet. (The Hank is a bad place that you don't want to be in. This is used figuratively in the phrase I'm in the Hank.)

Beispiel
Meine Mom hat mein weed Gefunden bin jetzt so Im Hank (My mom found my weed now I'm so in the Hank)

by levRaptor September 28, 2023

hank

to mean you are hungry. hank marvin=starvin. get it?

I need to have some lunch 'cos i'm hank!

by kayt October 18, 2004

Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 18, 2019

hank

very cool guy!!! he’s 6’1 with brown hair, loves grand theft auto, and is very funny. he’s a great listener and is very loyal. only downside is his atom.

mia khalifa: omg u know hank?

lana rhoades: yesss gurl i love him he’s good at listening.

vivian blush: yep!! fax y’all!

by hermandochavez2001 December 1, 2020

Hank

A filthy ole bitch

How bout look at that hank over there

by Nohanksplease September 18, 2014

Hank

Hank is the type of guy to sell you gas station sushi in a Sears parking lot.

You know, I think Hank may be developing a foot fungus, can you go check on him?

by Ozziswozzis November 24, 2021

hank

The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.

Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.

by redsubdave December 11, 2010