Grus

A close synonym to gross (as in sick). Something is considered "grus" when you have the urge to want it in your possession or consume it. Often referred to food or clothing.

This Chick Fil'A we got is about to be grus.

Check out this grus sweatshirt I just bought.

by chocolate1234567654321 February 24, 2022

Magma gru

Magma gru Magma gru Magma gru The less you know the better

Person 1: Who is Magma gru?
?????? ?: The less you know the better

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

gru

The word “gru” means girl in Glokkanese language terms and it is highly classified vocabulary,

“Junior sees a gru and he turns red and run in the other direction”

by 503steppa August 7, 2024

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020

gru

a super thot w no morals or respect for herself.

“nawl ion fw that gru ass btc”
“she a gru fu errbody been in that”

by theebtcgetter June 1, 2022

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods

Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.

by Gru June 19, 2019