A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!
by TheCaz September 11, 2021

by Dill-Dough Boyz April 2, 2025

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019
